Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From 211 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,735 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (105/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete the tutorial
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Collect a part of a BattleCore
Complete the Campaign
Get a total achievement score of 30.000
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/320 points)
Use the highest magic level.
Don't take damage in a level.
Do it in under 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!